protection

I realized that I was getting all the protection that I need... but not all the protection that I deserve. So I have invented a new product The Emotional Condom. I call them Pretends. They are easy to use. Just slip them on... and Voila The world is a different place. They also come in three convenient sizes Id, Ego and Super Ego. Look for them in your local pharmacy... most likely they will be on the shelf next to another wonderful product that I have developed The Midol Room Fogger.... think about it. I am certain you will find the Midol Room Fogger perfectly suited for family gatherings, board meetings and car pooling.